Stage forms this act uses in the library, and how often.
Two people are arguing about whether men or women are the ones who say 'divorce' as a joke.
No way—no, no, that's not it.
Textbookうそでしょう。いえいえ、違いますよ。Kansai 「ちゃう」 comes from 「違う」 (ちがう → ちゃう); 「やん」 is Kansai for 「じゃない」, 'come on'.
One person says a few wrinkles in clothes don't matter, and the other person doubts they really mean it.
You've got that favorite band T-shirt of yours, the one you always wear, right?
Textbookあなたには、ご自分のお気に入りでよく着ている、あのバンドのTシャツがあるのではありませんか。「着ている」 drops its 「い」 in speech: 「よく着てる」 = 'the one you often wear', the habitual 「〜ている」.
One person asks another to recommend a movie.
Coming to me like that,
Textbook私にそのようにして聞いてくるのは、何回目ですか。Neutral 「私」 becomes casual, male 「俺」: 「俺に」 'to me', paired with casual 「そうやって」 instead of 「そのようにして」.
A weather forecaster whose forecast is being doubted pleads with people to trust it.
I'm a pro, after all.
Textbookプロですから。Sentence-final 「もん」 (from 「もの」) gives a reason with an insistent, slightly pouty tone: 「プロだもん」 = 「プロですから」.
A junior always asks a senior for movie recommendations but admits the pitches never make them want to see the films.
Culture note A 先輩 (senior colleague) is normally treated with respect, so calling one an idiot is especially cheeky.
…I figured even an idiot would get good at it.
Textbook愚かな人でも上手になるのではないかと思いまして。Blunt 「バカ」 replaces 「愚か者」; 「バカでも」 means "even an idiot", slyly aimed at the senior. 「うまく」 is casual for 「上手に」.
After a comedy show, two performers at a bar talk about winning and check what the audience wrote on the survey cards.
Culture note Small comedy shows in Japan often give the audience survey cards (アンケート) to rate the acts.
But they said we were super funny.
Textbookでも、とても面白かったと書かれていましたね。Past 「面白かった」 becomes Kansai 「おもろかった」; 「めっちゃ」 replaces 「とても」, and the quote marker 「と」 becomes casual 「って」.