Stage forms this act uses in the library, and how often.
A stranger keeps asking what the year, date and time are, so someone asks if they are a time traveler.
I just couldn't figure out how to set my digital watch.
Textbookデジタル時計の設定が分からなかったんです。'分からなくて' becomes '分かんなくて': the 'ら' before 'な' turns into 'ん', a very common casual contraction.
Asked to picture this time next year, one comedian imagines getting some attention and maybe even appearing on TV.
Next year you'll stink so bad it's no laughing matter.
Textbook来年は、もう笑えないくらい臭いですよ。Kansai 「へん」 replaces 「ない」: standard 「笑えない」 (can't laugh) becomes 「笑われへん」, built on the Kansai potential stem 「笑われ」.
Someone is bluntly listing another person's shortcomings while that person listens.
Both.
Textbookどちらもです。Polite 「どちら」 (which of two) becomes casual 「どっち」; 「どっちも」 = 「どちらも」, 'both of them'.
Before a detective scene starts, one performer explains that everyone has agreed to act as if they're seeing it for the first time, and that the culprit isn't running away.
Yeah.
Textbookはい。Casual "うん" replaces polite "はい" as a quick "yeah, got it" acknowledgment.