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Barrows · The Cyborg from the Future

Someone worries it would be awkward to introduce a certain person to their mom, then starts to change their mind.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

Maybe it's totally fine.

Textbookまったく問題ないかもしれません。Textbooks pair 「全然」 with negatives (「全然問題ない」); casual speech uses 「全然いい」 = "totally fine." Also 「かもしれない」→「かもしんない」.

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Barrows · Childhood Friends

A guy sizes up a rival who looks far too cool and decides he can't possibly win.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

I might be able to win.

Textbook勝てるかもしれません。「かもしれない」 is clipped to just 「かも」, a very common casual "maybe" at the end of a sentence.

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Barrows · A Group Date?

Someone points out that Atsushi and Makki look alike and suggests they'd make a good match.

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Well, of course — the two of you together.

Textbookそれはそうでしょう、お二人一緒に……。"それは" contracts to "そりゃ"; "そうだろ" is casual "そうでしょう". "そりゃそうだ" = "well, of course."

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Barrows · Grandpa

A grandpa asks what a word means, and the other performer explains EXILE, a dance group with a member named Mendy.

Culture note EXILE is a famous J-pop dance group (one member is Sekiguchi Mendy), and "azamaru suisan" is playful youth slang for "thanks."

The words appear when the audience laughs.

Thanks a mil! I'll Google it later.

Textbookありがとうございます。後でグーグルで調べておきます。"あざまる水産" is slang built on clipped "あざす" (from "ありがとうございます"), padded with "まる" and "水産" just for fun.

Tone: SlangSpeed: normal
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Audience laughter in this scene0:17
Barrows · Childhood Friends

A classmate asks if they're close with Misaki, a girl they've gone to school with from kindergarten through high school.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

Not really. We're just childhood friends.

Textbook特に仲がいいわけではありません。ただの幼馴染です。「別に」 stands alone for 「別に仲よくない」; the negative is dropped, leaving a curt "not really." 「です」 is also dropped.

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