One performer is acting strangely cheerful, and the partner starts calling this out.
The words appear when the audience laughs.
おかしいじゃないじゃないんだよ
Don't 'isn't it funny' me!
Textbook「おかしいじゃない」ではないのです。「ではないのです」→「じゃないんだよ」: 「では」 shortens to 「じゃ」, 「の」 to 「ん」, and 「だよ」 replaces 「です」 — a pushy, annoyed correction.
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バニーぴょん吉郎「電気ポット」Bunny Pyonkichiro · The Electric Kettle
A performer politely tells the audience a strange story about an electric kettle that seemed to be staring at them.
The words appear when the audience laughs.
これは俺のせいじゃなくて、いや違うんだよって言い訳してしまったんです。
and I ended up making excuses like, 'This isn't my fault. No, you've got it wrong!'
Textbook「これは私のせいではありません。いいえ、違うのです」と言い訳をしてしまったのです。'違うのです' → '違うんだよ': 'の' contracts to 'ん', 'です' becomes plain 'だ', and 'よ' adds pushy insistence to the excuse.
Grandpa wants to go to Reiwa University, and a student is trying to talk Grandpa out of it.
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いや一限の人が朝しんどいんだよ
I mean, mornings are brutal when you've got first period.
Textbookいえ、一限の授業がある人は、朝がつらいのです。「つらいのです」 becomes 「しんどいんだよ」: の shrinks to ん, です drops to plain だ, and よ presses the explanation on the listener. しんどい is casual 'rough'.
A tough-talking man lectures someone about luck, ability, and what it takes to survive.
The words appear when the audience laughs.
実力がねえ奴はな、この世界じゃ生きていけねえんだよ
Anyone without skill can't survive in this world, you hear me?
Textbook実力がない人は、この世界では生きていけないのです。The "の" of "のです" shrinks to "ん" and "です" becomes plain "だ"; "よ" adds insistence. Also "ない" roughens to "ねえ", "では" to "じゃ".
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