永田敬介

The comedian imagines being reimagined as a beautiful girl, with busty and flat-chested versions made as trends swing back and forth.

Culture note Japanese games and anime often reimagine famous men from history as cute girl characters.

1. 0:01巨乳きょにゅうに憧あこがれている貧乳ひんにゅうの美び少女しょうじょだったのではないかWhat if I was actually a flat-chested beauty who longed for big boobs?
2. 0:03そういう新たな会社で呼ばれるわけです≈ unclear audioprobably そういう新たな解釈で呼ばれるわけですThat's the new take they summon me under.
3. 0:06そうやって貧乳ひんにゅう版ばんの俺おれも作つくられるAnd that's how a flat-chested version of me gets made too.
4. 0:10だから巨乳きょにゅうブーム貧乳ひんにゅうブームっていうSo you get a big-boob boom, then a flat-chest boom—
5. 0:12こういうメビウスの輪わに唯一ゆいいつand on this Möbius strip, the only one
6. 0:13俺おれだけ乗のっかった完璧かんぺきな美び少女しょうじょになるんだよriding it is me, and I become the perfect beautiful girl!
7. 0:21そうなんだよThat's right.