One performer insists that being short doesn't bother them at all.
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僕は何とも言いませんよみたいな
you're all, like, 'I have nothing to say about it.'
Textbook「僕は何とも言いませんよ」というような態度ですね。After a quote, casual 「みたいな」 stands in for 「というような」 ('like…'), and the sentence just trails off with no noun or 「です」 after it.
Caught eating on the sly at work, someone apologizes, then says what they should have done sooner.
Culture note自炊 (jisui, cooking for yourself) sounds like 自首 (jishu, turning yourself in), so line 6 sounds like a criminal's confession.
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自首みたいに言うなよ
Don't say it like you're turning yourself in!
Textbook自首のように言わないでください。「みたいに」 is casual 「のように」 ('like'): 「自首のように」→「自首みたいに」. 「言うな」 is a blunt 'don't', replacing 「言わないでください」.
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街裏ぴんく「社長と世間話」Machiura Pink · Small Talk with the Company President
A comedian describes an off-the-books gig where they stood outside a phone shop and put smartphone plans into their act.
Culture note A 'yami eigyō' is a gig a comedian takes without going through their talent agency, which agencies generally forbid.
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道行く人に説明して契約してもらうみたいな
explaining them to people walking by and getting them to sign up. That kind of thing.
Textbook道行く人に説明して、契約してもらうようなものでした。Casual 「みたいな」 replaces 「ような」 (「のような」 only after a noun; here it follows the verb 「もらう」, so no 「の」). It ends the sentence with the noun dropped, like English '…that kind of thing.'
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