街裏ぴんく「社長と世間話」Machiura Pink · Small Talk with the Company President
A comedian describes an off-the-books gig where they stood outside a phone shop and put smartphone plans into their act.
Culture note A 'yami eigyō' is a gig a comedian takes without going through their talent agency, which agencies generally forbid.
The words appear when the audience laughs.
道行く人に説明して契約してもらうみたいな
explaining them to people walking by and getting them to sign up. That kind of thing.
Textbook道行く人に説明して、契約してもらうようなものでした。Casual 「みたいな」 replaces 「ような」 (「のような」 only after a noun; here it follows the verb 「もらう」, so no 「の」). It ends the sentence with the noun dropped, like English '…that kind of thing.'
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Audience laughter in this scene0:15
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街裏ぴんく「プロボウラーの練習」Machiura Pink · A Pro Bowler's Practice
The comedian describes a so-called pro bowler who bowls weakly, like a timid beginner, and starts telling what happened next.
The words appear when the audience laughs.
ほんまですよこれ床を
I swear, this is true. The floor...
Textbookこれは本当ですよ。床を……Kansai 「ほんま」 replaces standard 「本当（ほんとう）」; 「ほんまですよ」 keeps the polite 「です」: 'I swear, it's true.'
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Audience laughter in this scene0:20
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街裏ぴんく「お前らまだ生きてたんか」Machiura Pink · You Guys Are Still Alive?!
A comedian is telling a strange story about the end of a movie they saw at a theater.
The words appear when the audience laughs.
エンドでしたいやこれを持って俺シアターの扉開けたら
“The End.” So with that, I opened the theater door, and—
Textbook終わりでした。それで、私が劇場の扉を開けたら…Neutral 「私が」 becomes casual, male 「俺」; casual speech also drops particles: 「俺シアターの扉開けたら」 has no 「が」 or 「を」.