Someone says disposable chopsticks harm the environment, so they plan to eat with a tree branch instead.
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人間も息してるだけでCO2とか出してるんですっけ?
Don't humans give off CO2 and stuff just by breathing, too?
Textbook人間も息をしているだけで、CO2などを出しているのでしたか。Textbook 「出しているのでしたか」 becomes 「出してるんですっけ」: 「ている」 shortens to 「てる」, 「のです」 to 「んです」, and the past-tense recall 「でしたか」 is replaced by 「ですっけ」, where 「っけ」 attaches to 「です」 to check half-remembered info.
One person says that if they both had mopeds, they could meet more often, and shows how they would ride.
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こんなアホそうやったっけ
Was it this dumb-looking, again?
Textbookこんなに間の抜けた感じでしたか?「でしたか」 becomes plain 「だったっけ」: 「か」 is replaced by 「っけ」 (checking a hazy memory), and Kansai 「や」 stands in for 「だ」, giving 「アホそうやったっけ」.
Complaining that chirashi sushi always gets served, the comedian describes its pink topping but can't recall its name.
Culture note Denbu is sweet, pink, flaked fish often sprinkled on chirashi sushi for color.
The words appear when the audience laughs.
ポンポンポンポーンって置かれててうーんあれ何て言うんだっけあの
just plopped on, plop plop plop... ugh, what's it called again, that...
Textbookぽんぽんと置かれていて……ええと、あれは何と言うのでしたか。Polite "〜のでしたか" relaxes to plain "〜んだっけ": "何と" becomes "何て", "の" contracts to "ん", and "だったか" contracts to "だっけ"; "っけ" marks trying to recall something you once knew.
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