A performer tells how a prank, pressing a button first, led to a falling-out.
The words appear when the audience laughs.
対マンを張るというところまで発展しちゃって
it ended up escalating to the point of them squaring off one-on-one,
Textbook一対一でけんかをするところまで発展してしまいました。「発展してしまいました」→「発展しちゃって」: 「てしま」 shrinks to 「ちゃ」. The stage line uses the linking te-form 「ちゃって」 (from 「ちゃう」) instead of the final 「ちゃった」, with the same 'ended up…, things got out of hand' feel.
A man angrily tells someone that his father died of illness three years ago and blames that person for it.
The words appear when the audience laughs.
お前が殺したようなもんさおいこっち見ろてめえ何俺の股間ばっかり
you might as well have killed him. Hey, look at me, you jerk! Why the hell do you keep staring at my crotch...
Textbookあなたが殺したようなものです。ちょっと、こちらを見てください。どうして私の股間ばかりじろじろ見ているんですか。「ばかり」 gains an emphatic small っ: 「股間ばっかり」 = 'at nothing but my crotch'. Rough 「てめえ」 and command 「見ろ」 add heat.
Between songs, a performer is chatting with the audience when someone seems to offer them something.
The words appear when the audience laughs.
あ、じゃあちょっと待っててください
Oh, then please wait a moment.
Textbookあ、では少々お待ちください。Everyday 「ちょっと」 replaces formal 「少々」, and 「お待ちください」 becomes 「待っててください」 (contracted from 「待っていて」, 'please hold on for me'). Still polite, just not formal.
Someone threatens to punch classmates one at a time until another student agrees to show something.
The words appear when the audience laughs.
やめろ
Stop it!
Textbookやめてください。Dropping 'ください' turns the polite request 'やめてください' into the casual 'やめて'; 'やめろ' is the plain imperative of 'やめる': a blunt, forceful 'Stop it!'
One student explains that another student's lightning power is useless because lightning rods absorb all the lightning.
The words appear when the audience laughs.
うるせー
Shut up!
Textbook静かにしてください。Instead of the polite request '静かにしてください' ('please be quiet'), the speaker snaps 'うるさい' ('you're noisy / annoying'), which becomes 'うるせー' as the 'ai' fuses into a long 'ee': a rough, snapping 'Shut up!'
A courier in a panic calls out to Kenji for help while lots of pollen fills the air around them.
The words appear when the audience laughs.
やばいケンジめっちゃ蜂集まってきた
Oh no, Kenji, a ton of bees are swarming in!
Textbook大変です、ケンジさん。蜂がたくさん集まってきました。「めっちゃ」 is slangy 「とても」. Before a verb like 「集まってきた」 it means 'a lot', so polite speech uses 「たくさん」; particle 「が」 is dropped too. Around it, 「やばい」 stands in for 「大変です」 ('this is bad'), 「ケンジ」 gets 「さん」, and 「集まってきた」 becomes 「集まってきました」.