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Two performers, apparently students, talk about Japan's aging society and how close the problem has come to their daily lives.

Culture note 永代供養 is a service where a temple looks after your grave and memorial rites forever, often advertised to older people.

1. 0:00せやな、この問題もんだいは私わたしらのこの教室きょうしつのあの掃除そうじ道具どうぐ入いれまでYeah, this problem has come right up to that cleaning locker in our classroom,
2. 0:07こんな短いまで迫ってきてやねん≈ unclear audioit's crept up this close to us!
3. 0:10なに浜はまやんWhat, Hama-yan?
4. 0:11せやな、今いまもうコマーシャルの3回かいに1回かいはYeah, like, these days one in every three commercials,
5. 0:15英大供養のコマーシャルが挟まってくるのも≈ unclear audioprobably 永代供養のコマーシャルが挟まってくるのもthere's an ad for permanent memorial services stuck in there,
6. 0:18それはお年寄としよりが増ふえたthat's because there are more old people.

In a kids' phone-advice sketch, a caller explains that being with someone named Sakano makes the dull world look bright.

1. 0:00私は、でも下田さんは私、さかの君と一緒におったら、この味気ない世界が輝いて見えるってさ!≈ unclear audioI… but Shimoda said that when I'm with Sakano, this dull, bland world looks like it's shining!
2. 0:11これだけ、これだけは分わかってください。Just this. Please, at least understand this much.
3. 0:15めっちゃええやん。That's totally great!
4. 0:17でも告白こくはくしたらええ。Then just confess!