おかえりニコルソン

Caught eating on the sly at work, someone apologizes, then says what they should have done sooner.

Culture note 自炊 (jisui, cooking for yourself) sounds like 自首 (jishu, turning yourself in), so line 6 sounds like a criminal's confession.

1. 0:00ごめん!Sorry!
2. 0:00営業相談みんな?≈ unclear audioWait, to 'everyone'?
3. 0:02お客きゃくさんと私わたしに対たいする謝罪しゃざいじゃないんですか?Shouldn't you be apologizing to the customers and to me?
4. 0:05いつかバレると思おもってたI always knew I'd get caught one day.
5. 0:06みんなは堂々どうどうと食たべてますよEveryone else eats it right out in the open, you know.
6. 0:10こんなことになるんだったらIf I'd known it would come to this...
7. 0:11もう少すこし早はやく自炊じすいするべきだったI should've started cooking for myself sooner.
8. 0:14自首じしゅみたいに言ゆうなよDon't say it like you're turning yourself in!
9. 0:15自首は自首でこの後死に行くから≈ unclear audioprobably 自首は自首でこの後しに行くからOh, turning myself in? I'm doing that separately, right after this.

One person suddenly starts throwing something at the other and wants them to throw some back.

Culture note Playfully splashing water or sand at each other on a beach is a classic romantic-drama date cliché.

1. 0:02それちょっとHey, that's kind of—
2. 0:03それちょっと何なんやるんですかHey, wait, what are you doing?
3. 0:05それやめてくださいPlease stop that.
4. 0:07もうなんでやり返かえしてくれないんですかAw, come on, why won't you get me back?
5. 0:11これ路上ろじょうの砂利じゃりでやるやつじゃないんですよThis isn't something you do with gravel on the street!
6. 0:14すいません憧あこがれてたもんでついSorry, I've always wanted to do that, so I just got carried away.
7. 0:16にしても場所ばしょを選えらんでくださいEven so, please pick the right place for it.

During an outing, one person cuts a break short and announces the next stop.

1. 0:00ではですね、あのーちょっと休憩きゅうけいを早はやめに切り上きりあげて、次つぎのところ出発しゅっぱつしちゃいます。Okay, so, um, we're going to cut the break a little short and head off to the next stop.
2. 0:04おーはい。Oh, okay.
3. 0:05えーお次つぎはですね、なんと、いちご狩がりをしたいと思おもいます。And next up, believe it or not, we're going strawberry picking!
4. 0:09えっ、ちょっと待まってください。Huh? Wait a second, please.
5. 0:09いちご狩がり初はじめてだ。Strawberry picking, this is my first time!

A parent checks their son Hiroki's math homework and finds his answer doesn't make sense.

1. 0:02それじゃ算数さんすうの答こたえになってないだろThat's not an answer to a math problem.
2. 0:07でもまあそんなひろきがBut hey, Hiroki, just the way you are —
3. 0:10お父ちちさんもお母ははさんも大好だいすきだぞDad and Mom love you to bits!
4. 0:15よしAlright.