Stage forms this act uses in the library, and how often.
A friend urges a man to propose clearly; then the man and his girlfriend watch a TV drama together at home.
Nice.
Textbookいいですね。Polite "いいですね" with "です" clipped to "っす": "いいっすね". Casual-polite, junior-to-senior style.
At a film event, the actress who played the heroine introduces herself, while someone watching mutters private comments.
Honestly, cute girls doing impressions at events like this? I just can't bear to watch.
Textbook正直に言うと、こういう場面でのかわいい子のものまねは見ていられないんですよね。'見ていられない' drops the 'い' of 'ている' ('見てられない'), then 'られ' squeezes to 'らん': '見てらんない'.
Two performers argue about who is funnier, and one does a short gag to prove it.
Funnier than that guy!
Textbookあの人より面白いです。Kansai 「おもろい」 is 「面白い」 with 「もしろ」 squeezed to 「もろ」; plain form shouted, no 「です」.
One performer plays someone determined to firmly scold people who break the rules, such as bad drivers.
'Cause nobody calls people out while smoking a cigarette.
Textbookタバコを吸いながら注意する人はいませんから。Kansai "おる" replaces "いる"; its negative "おらん" = "いない" ("there's nobody who…"). "やつ" is a casual word for "人".