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A comedian explains BMI, the obesity index, and compares typical scores with their own.

1. 0:00BMは何?≈ unclear audioprobably BMIって何?What's BMI?
2. 0:01肥満ひまん度ど指数しすうってのがあってThere's this thing called the obesity index.
3. 0:03この間あいだね、俺おれ計算けいさんしたらさThe other day, I calculated mine, and
4. 0:04普通ふつうのね、みんなは大体だいたい23と24くらいfor normal people, most are around 23 or 24.
5. 0:10なんだけど、俺おれこの間かん計算けいさんしたら37But when I calculated mine the other day, it was 37.
6. 0:13ヤバ!Yikes!
7. 0:14ヤバいでしょCrazy, right?
8. 0:15信じるでしょヤバい≈ unclear audioYou believe it, right? Crazy.

One performer describes seeing something put into an unused gap and asks if it seems like a 'funeral for dead space.'

1. 0:00どう思おもう?What do you think?
2. 0:01亡くなった悲しいなぁ≈ unclear audioIt's gone... how sad.
3. 0:03え、違ちがう違ちがうHuh? No, no.
4. 0:03こ、こうな?≈ unclear audioL-like this?
5. 0:05入はいってるのを見みてSeeing it stuck in there...
6. 0:06これはThis is...
7. 0:07ここの...this spot's...
8. 0:08デッドスペースのお葬式そうしきかって思おもわない?Don't you think, 'Is this a funeral for dead space?'
9. 0:10デッドスペースのお葬式そうしきかって思おもわない?Don't you think, 'Is this a funeral for dead space?'
10. 0:12スペースのお葬式そうしきかなA funeral for space, maybe?
11. 0:13何なんスペースのお葬式そうしき?A funeral for what space?
12. 0:14お前まえのスペースが死しんでるからBecause your space is dead.