Stage forms this act uses in the library, and how often.
One performer acts out a dramatic, frightened scene, and the other tells them to stop.
You can go that Hollywood?!
Textbookそんなにハリウッドのような演技ができるのですか。「〜のですか」 becomes 「〜のかよ」: plain 「のか」 plus rough 「よ」 makes a disbelieving retort, 'You seriously can…?!'
One person keeps ordering another to work up a sweat, but the other keeps doing something else instead.
Culture note In Japanese, 'sweat' (汗をかく) and 'scratch your head' (頭をかく) use the same verb かく, which sets up the mix-up.
You've gotta sweat!
Textbook汗をかかなければならないんです。'かかなければならない' shrinks to 'かかなきゃ'; 'ならない' is dropped entirely and 'なんだよ' is added for emphasis.
One comedian declares the aquarium date went perfectly, and the routine is about to wrap up.
Enough already!
Textbookもう結構です。Plain 'もういい' ('it's already fine' → 'enough') replaces polite 'もう結構です'; sentence-final 'わ' adds fed-up emphasis. Classic manzai closer.
One performer is told to just get a girlfriend, protests, and admits wanting one too.
Culture note Zexy (ゼクシィ) is a well-known Japanese bridal magazine read by couples planning a wedding.
But yeah, I just can't get one after all!
Textbookでも、やはり彼女はできません。Formal 「やはり」 becomes 「やっぱり」, clipped further to 「やっぱ」; plain 「できない」 + 「わ」 replaces polite 「できません」.