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Stage forms this act uses in the library, and how often.
Someone argues that meeting the other person and chatting like this must be fate.
Oh, I see—timing, then.
Textbookそうですか、タイミングですか。"そうか" (I see) contracts to "そっか": the "う" drops and a small "っ" doubles the "か".
Someone swaps Instagram accounts with a person and asks to be contacted if there's even a tiny chance between them.
Culture note Timee is a Japanese app for finding one-off, short part-time jobs.
Hit me up, hit me up! And if you seriously think it's zero—
Textbook連絡をください、連絡をください。本当に可能性がゼロだと思ったら……'連絡をください' becomes '連絡ちょうだい', then just 'ちょうだい' repeated; 'マジで' replaces '本当に'.