Stage forms this act uses in the library, and how often.
At an izakaya, a staff member gets confused and messes up, and the customer asks for the manager.
Please, don't do that. Don't do that.
Textbookそれはやめてください。それはやめてください。Polite 'やめてください' becomes 'やめてくれ': 'くれ' is the blunt imperative of 'くれる', here a desperate, pleading 'don't do that.'
Someone calls out for a doctor in an emergency but adds very specific demands about what kind of doctor they will accept.
A female doctor would be fine too, right? It doesn't matter.
Textbook女性のお医者さんでも、特に問題はないでしょう。'でしょう' becomes blunt 'だろ', and '別に' (≈'特に') is tacked on at the end: 'there's no particular problem, is there?'
A comedian is told the other person will date them if they win first place in tonight's audience-voted show.
Culture note In Japanese comedy duos, your partner is your 相方 (aikata), and a duo can't do its act alone.
'Cause my partner isn't here today!
Textbookなぜなら、今日は相方がいないからです。Line-initial 'だって' replaces 'なぜなら', and explanatory 'んだよ' replaces '〜からです' to give the excuse.
A wounded fighter who has been battling alone talks to a hero who has just arrived about the enemy.
But that guy ran off, you know.
Textbookでも、あの人は逃げていったんですよね。"逃げていった" (ran away) drops the い of "いった" to become "逃げてった"; "のだ" also shortens to "んだ".