京ぎつね

The pair argue about drinking toilet water, and one says it could make you die much sooner.

1. 0:00そんなことすんの?You'd do something like that?
2. 0:01トイレの水みず飲のむ方ほうがいいんだってI'm telling you, you're better off drinking toilet water.
3. 0:02いやよくあるなお前トイレの水なんてめちゃくちゃ簡単に悪いねんで≈ unclear audioprobably いやよう言うなお前、トイレの水なんてめちゃくちゃ体に悪いねんでWow, you've got some nerve. Toilet water is really bad for you, you know.
4. 0:06めっちゃ先さきに死しぬ可能かのう性せいあるよThere's a real chance you'll die way sooner.
5. 0:08めっちゃ先さきに死しぬのよYou'll die way sooner.
6. 0:09嘘うそやろ?No way, seriously?
7. 0:10だから帳尻ちょうじり合あわせるためにお前まえもトイレの水みず飲のんでSo to even things out, you drink toilet water too.
8. 0:12マジなんでやねんSeriously, why?!
9. 0:14え、じゃあ僕ぼくがトイレの水みず飲のんで帳尻ちょうじり合あわす意味いみがWait, so what's the point of me drinking toilet water to even things out?

One performer melodramatically laments that Tokyo is a cold city, as if writing a letter home to Mom.

Culture note 拝啓 (haikei) is the formal opening of a Japanese letter. Writing home to Mom about struggling in Tokyo is a classic image of a young person who moved from the countryside to the big city.

1. 0:00東京とうきょう!Tokyo!
2. 0:01東京とうきょうってこんなに冷つめたい街まちなの!?Is Tokyo really such a cold city!?
3. 0:05はいけーお母さん!≈ unclear audioprobably 拝啓、お母さん!Dear Mom!
4. 0:08僕ぼくは東京とうきょうでやっていく自信じしんをなくしちゃいましたI've lost all confidence that I can make it in Tokyo.
5. 0:13俺おれの休やすみの日ひこんなんだけどThis is what my days off are like, though.
6. 0:14あん!Huh!?