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France Piano
8routines
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France Piano · Hijacking

After a very frightening moment, the performers find out everything is okay and feel relieved.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

I was so scared, seriously.

Textbook本当に怖かったです。"ほんとに" drops the "う" from "本当に" and is tacked on after "怖かった" as an afterthought, as in real speech.

Speed: normal
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France Piano · Elementary School Teacher

In a skit about an elementary school teacher, one performer keeps failing to act like a teacher and gets stopped.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

Education really is profound after all, huh.

Textbookやはり教育というものは奥が深いですね。"やっぱり" is the everyday form of "やはり" (extra "っ" for emphasis); "って" casually replaces "というものは", and "奥深い" is "奥が深い" without "が".

Speed: fast
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France Piano · Practicing for When You Break a Bone

Two performers practice what to do when someone breaks a bone; one plays the injured person asking to be treated.

Culture note Manzai duos traditionally end a routine with "もういいよ" ("That's enough!") followed by "ありがとうございました".

The words appear when the audience laughs.

I'm totally gonna die!

Textbook絶対に死ぬじゃないですか。"じゃん" shortens "じゃないか"; after plain "死ぬ" it insists the result is obvious: "I'll die, obviously!"

Speed: fast
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