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そうですね→そうっすね

です squeezed to っす. It keeps a little politeness but sounds sporty and young: そうっすね, マジっすか. Comedians use it to play the junior in a scene.

Use it withFriends carefulCoworkers carefulBoss / teacher avoid

Casual politeness, typical of younger men talking to seniors they know well. Too casual for a real boss or a client.

414 lines with 〜っす from 102 comedians in the library · Counts updated 2026-10-07
Audience laughter in this scene0:16
Camel · In Love with a Married Woman

One performer keeps insisting that the whole thing is weird, and the talk drifts to the musical Cats.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

Is it weird?

Textbookおかしいですか。'おかしいですか' becomes 'おかしいっすか': 'です' shrinks to 'っす', a casual-polite style juniors use with seniors.

Speed: fast
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Audience laughter in this scene0:14
Kiniro Graffiti · The Izakaya

Near the end of their act, the duo plays out a scene set in an izakaya, a Japanese pub.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

Izakayas really are great, man.

Textbookやはり居酒屋というのはいいですよ。'いいです' is clipped to 'いいっす': 'で' drops, leaving a small 'っ'. Casual politeness typical of juniors and young men.

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Audience laughter in this scene0:12
Parthenon Mode · Film Shoot

On a film set, someone calls cut and finally approves a take.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

Seriously?

Textbook本当ですか。'マジですか' becomes 'マジっすか': 'です' shrinks to 'っす'. 'マジ' is slang for '本当' (really).

Speed: fast
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Audience laughter in this scene0:16
Hyakuju Madam · The Proposal

A friend urges a man to propose clearly; then the man and his girlfriend watch a TV drama together at home.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

Nice.

Textbookいいですね。Polite "いいですね" with "です" clipped to "っす": "いいっすね". Casual-polite, junior-to-senior style.

Speed: fast
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Audience laughter in this scene0:14
Nimoten · Little Sister

The two start a short skit: a girl says her boyfriend is coming over, and he enters and greets the man he finds there.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

Oh, are you her big brother?

Textbookあっ、お兄さんですか。'です' is clipped to 'っす', a casual-polite form typical of younger guys talking to someone older.

Speed: fast
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Quick answers

What does 〜っす mean?

〜っす means polite-ish, junior style. です squeezed to っす. It keeps a little politeness but sounds sporty and young: そうっすね, マジっすか. Comedians use it to play the junior in a scene.

Is 〜っす rude? Who can you say it to?

With friends: careful. With coworkers: careful. With a boss or teacher: avoid. Casual politeness, typical of younger men talking to seniors they know well. Too casual for a real boss or a client.

How common is 〜っす in real speech?

In 1,905 live comedy routines, 〜っす appears in 414 lines from 102 comedians.

How people really talk