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どこか→どっか

In どこか (“somewhere”), the こ drops out and a small っ (a short pause) takes its place: どっか. どっか行こう (“let’s go somewhere”), どっか行け (“go away!”). In the same way, どこから (“from where”) often becomes どっから.

Use it withFriends OKCoworkers carefulBoss / teacher avoid

Casual and very common.

108 lines with どっか from 70 comedians in the library · Counts updated 2026-10-07
Audience laughter in this scene0:12
Daizu Denkyu · Playing Catch

Two people meet up to play catch, and one of them arrives with a baseball umpire who greets everyone very politely.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

From where?

Textbookどこから連れてきたんですか。「どこから」 → 「どっから」: the 「こ」 becomes a small 「っ」; the verb is dropped, leaving just the question word.

Speed: fast
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Audience laughter in this scene0:16
Honda Kyodai · Someone I Want My Family to Meet

Before an important family introduction, the older sibling admits to never telling the visitor about the younger sister, Ayano.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

I looked for somewhere safe and landed on "little brother Akiyo."

Textbookどこか安全なところを探したら、弟の秋代に着地したんです。「どこか」 → 「どっか」: the 「こ」 shrinks to a small 「っ」; 「を」 after 「安全圏」 is also dropped.

Speed: fast
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Audience laughter in this scene0:18
Negi Gorilla · The Vice Principal's Warm-Up

A vice principal giving the warm-up talk before a show asks the audience a show-of-hands question, then starts questioning one audience member directly.

Culture note A 前説 (maesetsu) is a short warm-up talk given to the audience before a comedy show or TV taping starts.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

Were you doing it somewhere?

Textbookどこかでやっていたんですか。「どこか」 → 「どっか」: the 「こ」 shrinks into a small 「っ」, a very common casual contraction; 「やってた」 is 「やっていた」 with 「い」 dropped.

Speed: normal
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Audience laughter in this scene0:16
Buriki Karasu · The Convenience Store Bathroom

One performer explains how much money they hand over at the register, and the other questions the numbers.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

Wait, where's this 200 even coming from?

Textbookえっ、この200というのは、どこから出した数字ですか。"どこから" shortens to "どっから": "こ" becomes small "っ". Also "というのは" shortens to "って".

Speed: fast
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Audience laughter in this scene0:22
Mamatarte · The Arcade

Two friends at an arcade decide to take purikura photos, and one starts striking a pose.

Culture note Purikura are photo-sticker booths in Japanese arcades where friends pose together and decorate the pictures.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

Where are you starting this pose from? Is this okay?

Textbookどこからこのポーズを作っているのですか。これでいいのですか。"どこから" shortens to "どっから": "こ" becomes small "っ". The particle "を" is dropped in "この形作って".

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Quick answers

What does どっか mean?

どっか means “somewhere”. In どこか (“somewhere”), the こ drops out and a small っ (a short pause) takes its place: どっか. どっか行こう (“let’s go somewhere”), どっか行け (“go away!”). In the same way, どこから (“from where”) often becomes どっから.

Is どっか rude? Who can you say it to?

With friends: OK. With coworkers: careful. With a boss or teacher: avoid. Casual and very common.

How common is どっか in real speech?

In 1,905 live comedy routines, どっか appears in 108 lines from 70 comedians.

How people really talk