本田兄妹

Someone decides to take a first step forward and tells a 'person in white' that they are following that person's advice to get moving.

1. 0:00決きめた!I've decided!
2. 0:00一いち歩ほ踏み出ふみだそう!I'm gonna take that first step!
3. 0:02よしOkay.
4. 0:04あーちょっとちょっと白しろい人ひとOh, excuse me, excuse me— you, in the white!
5. 0:06私わたし、あなたの言いう通とおりJust like you said,
6. 0:08一いち歩ほ踏み出ふみだそうと思おもうんですI've decided to take a step forward.
7. 0:10だって動うごき出だすことが大事だいじですからねBecause getting moving is what matters, right?
8. 0:12おめー動うごかねーやつじゃーんBut you're the guy who never moves!
9. 0:18おめーYou!

Someone with a wife and kids wants to join a group date now that things have calmed down, and the other person objects.

Culture note 'Let's go drinking once things calm down' is a common polite Japanese phrase, often a vague non-promise; a 合コン is a group blind date.

1. 0:00何なんが?What is?
2. 0:00落ち着おちついてもダメだよThings calming down doesn't make it OK.
3. 0:02よくあの落ち着おちついたら飲のみに行いこうって言いわれてたからWell, people always used to say, 'Let's go drinking once things calm down,' so...
4. 0:04うん、落ち着おちついたから合コンごうこん行いこうかってYeah, so things calmed down, and I figured, time for a mixer.
5. 0:06ダメなんだってことは≈ unclear audioprobably ダメなんだってばI'm telling you, that's not OK.
6. 0:07何なんがダメなのよWhat's not OK about it?
7. 0:07何なんが?What?
8. 0:08だって奥さんも子供もいいんでしょ?≈ unclear audioprobably だって奥さんも子供もいるんでしょ?I mean, you've got a wife and kids, right?
9. 0:09うん、でも落ち着おちついたんだもんYeah, but things have calmed down!
10. 0:11落ち着おちついたんだもんThings have calmed down!