大きい → でかい／でけえ

At a bodybuilding contest, the performers shout compliments at contestants by number, and now contestant number 100 steps up.

Culture note At Japanese bodybuilding contests, fans shout playful compliments, like comparing six-pack abs to a '6LDK' (six-room) apartment layout.

1. 0:00おじいちゃん、左肩ばあちゃん、背後に落ちるしゃー!≈ unclear audioprobably 右肩おじいちゃん、左肩おばあちゃん、背後に落ち武者!Grandpa on your shoulder, grandma on the left shoulder, a fallen samurai behind you!
2. 0:03めっちゃ取り憑とりつかれてるな!You are seriously haunted!
3. 0:04やっぱ666って不吉ふきつな数字すうじだからI guess 666 is an unlucky number, so
4. 0:08寄ってきやすいみたいなことをこれ≈ unclear audiothey're drawn to it, or something like that?
5. 0:11100番ばん!Number 100!
6. 0:12腹筋ふっきんでかい!Huge abs!
7. 0:13腹筋ふっきん6LDKか!Your abs are a 6LDK!

One performer says they and a friend debated the coolest sea creature, and now names their own favorite.

1. 0:01ありがとうございますThank you very much.
2. 0:02この間ね、友達さん海の生き物で一番かっこいいのって何?≈ unclear audioprobably この間ね、友達と、海の生き物で一番かっこいいのって何?The other day, my friend and I were like, 'What's the coolest sea creature?'
3. 0:07って話はなしてWe talked about it,
4. 0:07めちゃくちゃ盛り上もりあがったんですよand we got really into it.
5. 0:09海うみの生き物いきものね、かっこいいのたくさんいますもんねSea creatures, huh? There are tons of cool ones.
6. 0:11ちなみに僕ぼくはね、大王だいおうイカが1位いだと思おもうFor the record, I think the giant squid is number one.
7. 0:14めちゃくちゃでかくてめちゃめちゃ強つよいんですよThey're insanely huge and insanely strong.
8. 0:17イカなの、すごいから≈ unclear audioprobably イカなのに、すごいからIt's a squid, and it's still that amazing.
9. 0:19一いっ匹ぴきで船ふね1艘そう潰つぶしたりするんですよOne of them can wreck a whole ship by itself.

One performer complains about things related to Children's Day, starting with the traditional May dolls.

Culture note On Children's Day (May 5), families display carp streamers (koinobori) and samurai-style May dolls (gogatsu ningyō) for boys.

1. 0:00子供こどもの日ひなんかそうおかしいと思おもってましたI always thought Children's Day was kind of weird.
2. 0:04だってねI mean,
3. 0:05五月人狂ってね≈ unclear audioprobably 五月人形ってねtake the May dolls.
4. 0:07川棚のバランスおかしくねあいつ≈ unclear audioAren't that guy's proportions way off?
5. 0:09そうですよねRight?
6. 0:11僕ぼくねここだけの話はなしねJust between us,
7. 0:13顔かおのでかいやつマジで嫌きらいなんですよI seriously hate people with big faces.
8. 0:16なんかわかんないですけどねI don't know why, though.
9. 0:17シンパシー感じるって≈ unclear audioCome on, you should feel some sympathy!

Two performers argue about which on-screen captions should appear when one of them delivers comebacks.

Culture note In Japanese comedy the 'tsukkomi' is the partner who retorts, and a 'tatoe tsukkomi' is a retort using a witty comparison.

1. 0:01申し訳もうしわけないんだけど、今後こんごツッコミっていうテロップしか出でることないと思おもう。Sorry, but from now on, I think the only caption you'll ever get is 'Tsukkomi.'
2. 0:05ツッコミでツッコミしかないの、俺は。≈ unclear audioprobably ツッコミって、ツッコミしかないの、俺は。So for me, it's just 'Tsukkomi' and nothing else?
3. 0:07ツッコミなら、たとえツッコミとか出だせばいいじゃん。If you want tsukkomi captions, just put up something like 'Comparison Tsukkomi.'
4. 0:11あんなのめちゃくちゃ難むずかしいんだよ。Those are insanely hard!
5. 0:13お前まえならできるよ。You can do it.
6. 0:15背せデカいんだから。You're tall, after all.
7. 0:16いいってそれ。Enough with that.
8. 0:17何なん回かい繰り返くりかえすんだよ。How many times are you gonna repeat it?
9. 0:19季節きせつか!What are you, the seasons?!

The performer complains about growing up with parents who are magicians and describes the strange bathtub in their house.

Culture note Stage magicians famously perform escape tricks from tall, see-through water tanks.

1. 0:06いやさすが私わたしの子こやねやないねんてNo, this is not a "that's my kid!" moment!
2. 0:09いい感かんじにしろよマジでSeriously, do it right.
3. 0:13家いえの風呂ふろOur bath at home...
4. 0:15家いえの風呂ふろなんで透明とうめいのでかい梯子はしごで登のぼるタイプやねんてWhy is our bath at home the kind you climb into with a huge see-through ladder?
5. 0:18おかしいやろ足あし届とどかへんThat's crazy! My feet can't reach!

In a drug-bust sketch, the performers discuss a hallucination: instead of lots of tiny bugs, just one bug is sitting there.

1. 0:00いや、こういう時ときの幻覚げんかくは、ちっちゃい虫むしたくさんだろ普通ふつうNo, hallucinations at a time like this are usually lots of tiny bugs.
2. 0:06ないって、一匹だけちょこんでいるの≈ unclear audioprobably ないって、一匹だけちょこんといるのNo way. There's just one, sitting there all by itself.
3. 0:08ない、怖こわいって、ねぇNo, that's scary, come on.
4. 0:09あ、あ、逃にがしましょうOh, uh, let's let it go.
5. 0:11ああ、でかっ!Whoa, it's huge!
6. 0:13でかい!It's huge!
7. 0:14逃にがしましょうLet's let it go.
8. 0:14あ、自分じぶんで歩あるくタイプの方ほうの虫むしだOh, it's the kind of bug that walks on its own.