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One performer wanted to do a bit about falling in love at a hostess club. Their partner sums it up as thinking you can pay your way into love there, and the first performer offers to act it out.

Culture note A "kyabakura" is a hostess club: customers pay to drink and chat with hostesses who keep them company.

1. 0:00キャバクラに行いって恋こいができて当たり前あたりまえだみたいなこと言いいたかったんだよI meant to say something like, of course you can fall in love if you go to a hostess club.
2. 0:04キャバクラに行いってお金かね払はらえば恋こいできると思おもってるってことやろ?So you're saying you think if you go to a hostess club and pay, you'll find love?
3. 0:09早はやい話はなしBasically.
4. 0:10キャバクラ行いって恋こいが始はじまるところやるからI'll act out love starting at a hostess club, so
5. 0:14そこで見みててちょうだいjust watch from over there.
6. 0:15なんやねんこいつはWhat is with this guy?
7. 0:16なんでずっとそのスタンスで俺おれWhy do you keep treating me like that the whole time

One performer is showing an apartment where people have died and describes who can be seen inside it.

Culture note A 事故物件 is a property where someone died; people believe it may be haunted, so it rents cheaply.

1. 0:00こっちにはお若わかい姉妹しまいもいるAnd over here, there are some young sisters too.
2. 0:05めっちゃエロい格好かっこうしてるDressed super sexy.
3. 0:12めっちゃおるThere's tons of them.
4. 0:13どんな自己物件やな≈ unclear audioprobably どんな事故物件やねんWhat kind of haunted apartment is this?!
5. 0:19海外かいがいのA foreign one?