あそび

Someone gets a visit and assumes the visitor came because they were worried about them.

1. 0:00すごいなぁWow.
2. 0:01サングラスにも行くな≈ unclear audioEven going out in sunglasses, huh.
3. 0:04ケアやのに≈ unclear audioEven though it's care...
4. 0:04ケアやけどサングラスで≈ unclear audioIt's care, but in sunglasses...
5. 0:06すごいなぁWow.
6. 0:10なんか心配しんぱいして来きてくれてるみたいLooks like you came 'cause you were worried about me.
7. 0:12全然ぜんぜん大丈夫だいじょうぶI'm totally fine.
8. 0:14そうなの?Really?
9. 0:15俺おれが母ははちゃんと仲なか悪わるくてさSee, me and my mom don't get along.

Someone presents a trial batch of mushrooms they made, and the other person takes a close look.

1. 0:00あ、ではですね、ちょっと待まってください。Ah, well then—just a moment, please.
2. 0:02漁師コンピューター教えてもマリコさんで作ったキノコをね、試作で作ってきたんですね。≈ unclear audioSo we made a trial batch of mushrooms using... [unclear], and brought them along.
3. 0:07はい、渡辺氏が。≈ unclear audioYes, Watanabe did.
4. 0:08はい。Yes.
5. 0:09こちらが、はい、これ作つくってきたんですけど。Here it is—yes, this is what we made.
6. 0:11何なんですか、このキノコ。What is this mushroom?
7. 0:13良よくない色いろしてるじゃないですか。It's a bad-looking color, isn't it?
8. 0:15はい、そうです。Yes, it is.
9. 0:16これ美味おいしいんですか。Does this even taste good?

One performer lists dangerous moments they lived through, like being surrounded by ten gang members in LA.

Culture note Gindaco is a popular Japanese chain that sells takoyaki (fried octopus balls).

1. 0:00ああ、ピンチやん。Whoa, that's a close call.
2. 0:02あと、大学の卒業旅行で、オーサンゼルスに行って、ギャンク10人に囲まれた時。≈ unclear audioprobably あと、大学の卒業旅行で、ロサンゼルスに行って、ギャング10人に囲まれた時。And on my college graduation trip, I went to LA and got surrounded by ten gang members.
3. 0:08話題ピンチやん。≈ unclear audioprobably だいぶピンチやん。That's a real jam.
4. 0:09その全すべてを、銀ぎんだこが助たすけてくれたんです。And every single time, Gindaco saved me.
5. 0:12銀ぎんだこで行いけた?Gindaco got you out of that?
6. 0:13はい。Yes.
7. 0:14そりゃすごいわ。Well, that's impressive.
8. 0:15はい。Yes.
9. 0:16何なんや、その話はなし。What kind of story is that?