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One performer wanted a famous person's quote, but instead gets an odd saying and is asked to guess who said it.

1. 0:00マジか!Seriously?!
2. 0:01夢ゆめちゃんの言葉ことばでみんなを救すくいたいんですよ!I want to save everyone with Yume-chan's words!
3. 0:03有名ゆうめい人にんの言葉ことばを教おしえてくれって言いったのに!I asked you for a famous person's quote!
4. 0:04じゃあこの言葉ことばを捧ささげます!Then I dedicate these words to you!
5. 0:07上がっているのか下がっているのか、みんなはっきり言っとけ!≈ unclear audioIs it going up or going down? Everyone, say it clearly!
6. 0:10上あがっていると!That it's going up!
7. 0:11これは誰だれの言葉ことばかわかりますか?Do you know whose words these are?
8. 0:13やめて!Stop!
9. 0:14まさか!No way!
10. 0:15グレバです!≈ unclear audioIt's Greba!
11. 0:16だせぇ!So lame!

One performer keeps quizzing the other about what they're holding in each hand, after revealing a transit card in the left.

Culture note PASMO is a prepaid IC card used for trains and buses in the Tokyo area.

1. 0:00もう帰かえろうや!Let's just go home!
2. 0:02もう帰かえろうとするやおい!You're trying to go home already?! Hey!
3. 0:04じゃあ右手みぎてには一体いったい何なんを持もってると思おもいます?So what do you think I'm holding in my right hand?
4. 0:06もう分わからんて!I told you, I don't know!
5. 0:07この化け物ばけもの!You monster!
6. 0:08左手にはパスモン!≈ unclear audioprobably 左手にはPASMO!In my left hand, a PASMO card!
7. 0:09右手みぎてには一体いったい何なんを持もってると思おもいます?And what do you think I'm holding in my right hand?
8. 0:11おしぼり?A hand towel?
9. 0:13右手はフィアンス≈ unclear audioprobably 右手はフィアンセ!My right hand is holding my fiancée!
10. 0:14女おんなおるや!There's a woman there!
11. 0:16おいー彼女かのじょ連つれてきとるや!Hey, you brought your girlfriend!
12. 0:19うわ、すっごいコンテつなぎしてる!≈ unclear audioprobably うわ、すっごい恋人つなぎしてる!Whoa, you're doing full-on lovers' hand-holding!
13. 0:22おい、ちょっとただいま!Hey, wait, I'm home!