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One performer keeps insisting that the whole thing is weird, and the talk drifts to the musical Cats.

1. 0:00見みてるかお前まえ?Are you even watching?
2. 0:01見みたんか?Did you see it?
3. 0:02見てないよ、こんな素だよお前≈ unclear audioI didn't see anything. It's just like this, man.
4. 0:04おかしいやろThat's weird, right?
5. 0:04おかしいやろこんなんやったらお前まえIt's weird if it's like this, man!
6. 0:07キャッツかWhat, Cats?
7. 0:08キャッツ?Cats?
8. 0:09キャッツやねえわIt's not Cats!
9. 0:10キャッツじゃないっすよIt's not Cats.
10. 0:10おかしいやろ、だいたいおかしいよもうIt's weird! The whole thing is weird, honestly.
11. 0:13おかしいっすか?Is it weird?
12. 0:14おかしいよYes, it's weird!
13. 0:15さっきから寿司食わすなよ≈ unclear audioQuit making me eat sushi this whole time!

In a taxi-chat sketch, one performer keeps bringing up scenes from TV shows, like a famous singer's guest appearance.

Culture note Saburo Kitajima is a revered veteran enka singer, and Hamada of the duo Downtown is a TV host famous for treating big stars casually.

1. 0:00北島サボロさんがゲストに来た時に≈ unclear audioprobably 北島三郎さんがゲストに来た時にWhen Saburo Kitajima came on as a guest,
2. 0:03まあまあってやるgoing “now, now” at him like that…
3. 0:03浜田はまださんだけやOnly Hamada would do that!
4. 0:04やるなそんなことDon't do stuff like that!
5. 0:07とりあえず僕ぼくタクシーの運転うんてん手しゅとAnyway, I'm gonna chat with a taxi driver
6. 0:09商店の会話で盛り上がる≈ unclear audioand get really into the conversation.
7. 0:10お前まえさっきから日曜にちよう日ひずっとテレビ見みとるなDude, from everything you've said, you just watch TV all Sunday.
8. 0:15ずっとテレビ見みとるぞお前まえYou're watching TV the whole time, man!
9. 0:17まあまあまあNow, now, now.
10. 0:18チンモミニケーションするなよ≈ unclear audioQuit that weird “communication” thing!