Stage forms this act uses in the library, and how often.
After a confused exchange, one performer excitedly announces a great idea and starts to explain it.
That makes no sense.
Textbook意味が分からないんです。Kansai speech: "分からない" becomes "分からん", and explanatory "んだ/のです" becomes "ねん"; the particle "が" is dropped.
One performer suddenly starts an odd act, and the partner keeps demanding to know what they are doing.
Don't 'please' me! What are you doing, man?
Textbookお願いしないでください。あなたは何をしているんですか。Negative command "するな" with "る" squeezed to "ん": "お願いすんな". Polite equivalent is "しないでください".
Someone tells Mayu there's something they've wanted to say for a long time.
'Might' isn't gonna cut it, man.
Textbook「かもしれない」では無理でしょう。"かもしれない" clipped to "かも", quoted like a noun; "では" becomes "じゃ" and Kansai "やろ" replaces "だろう".