金色グラフティ

Two performers are acting out a couple's fight, and one of them starts describing, in more and more ridiculous detail, what they would do if their girlfriend ran off.

1. 0:00ああAh.
2. 0:02じゃあさ、俺おれもし彼女かのじょが走はしって逃にげたらさOkay, so if my girlfriend ran off on me,
3. 0:05俺おれ追おいかけてI'd chase after her
4. 0:07俺おれもマラソンランナーになるわand become a marathon runner too.
5. 0:09うるさい!Shut up!
6. 0:09もういいよEnough already.
7. 0:10頑張がんばってGood luck.

Near the end of their act, the duo plays out a scene set in an izakaya, a Japanese pub.

1. 0:00あ、栗色のじゃん!≈ unclear audioOh, it's the chestnut-brown one!
2. 0:02え?Huh?
3. 0:03栗色の?≈ unclear audioThe chestnut-brown one?
4. 0:05シフト作つくんなきゃI gotta make the shift schedule.
5. 0:06店長てんちょうかよ!What, you're the manager?!
6. 0:07店長なんかよ、おいで≈ unclear audioprobably 店長なんだよ、おいでYeah, I'm the manager. Come here.
7. 0:09やっぱり居酒屋いざかやっていいっすよIzakayas really are great, man.
8. 0:10居酒屋いざかや最高さいこう!Izakayas rule!
9. 0:11どうもありがとうございましたThank you very much!

A group opens a ballot box so they can count the votes and settle a decision properly.

1. 0:00開あけてください!Open it, please!
2. 0:01スッと!≈ unclear audioNice and smooth!
3. 0:02死しね!Drop dead!
4. 0:02待まったぁ!Hold it!
5. 0:04死しねって言ゆうな!Don't say "drop dead"!
6. 0:04絶対ぜったい!Ever!
7. 0:06はい、じゃあ開封かいふうしていきます!Okay, let's start opening them up!
8. 0:07開封かいふうしてください!Please open them!
9. 0:07ちゃんとね、決きめましょうか!Let's decide this properly, shall we?
10. 0:08あ、ダメだ!Ah, no good!
11. 0:09全然ぜんぜん決きめらんないわ!There's no way we can decide this!
12. 0:10なんでですか?Why not?
13. 0:112票ひょうしか入はいってない!There are only two votes in here!
14. 0:12死しね!"Drop dead!"
15. 0:12の2票ひょう!Two of those!