ニモテン

The two start a short skit: a girl says her boyfriend is coming over, and he enters and greets the man he finds there.

1. 0:00お前まえ大人おとなだったらできんの?So if you were an adult, you could pull it off?
2. 0:02できちゃったらボケにならないからできない方ほうがいいんでしょ?If I pulled it off, it wouldn't be funny, so it's better if I can't, right?
3. 0:04適度てきどにボケますよ!I'll goof up just the right amount!
4. 0:05全部ぜんぶ言いうんじゃねーよ!Don't spell it all out!
5. 0:07彼氏に入ってるからね≈ unclear audioprobably 彼氏入ってくるからねMy boyfriend's coming in, okay?
6. 0:09お邪魔じゃましまーすSorry to intrude!
7. 0:10あっ、お兄あにさんっすか?Oh, are you her big brother?

In a contest, entry number one, an anime-otaku representative, is asked about their favorite anime.

Culture note "Nichaa" is Japanese internet slang for the creepy, smug grin of a stereotypical otaku.

1. 0:00まずエントリーナンバー1 アニメオタク代表にしよう≈ unclear audioFirst up, entry number one: let's go with the anime-otaku representative.
2. 0:02アニメオタク代表だいひょうなの?You're the anime-otaku representative?
3. 0:05一番いちばん好すきなアニメ?My favorite anime?
4. 0:06そんなの決きめられるわけないじゃないですかThere's no way I could pick just one, come on.
5. 0:08というかその質問しつもんをしてくる時点じてんでI mean, the second you ask a question like that…
6. 0:10もうにわか確定かくていにちゃーyou're a certified poser. *Nichaa.*
7. 0:12これ見みてらんないでしょYou can't bear to watch this, right?
8. 0:14にちゃーって言いうの?You actually say "nichaa" out loud?