Stage forms this act uses in the library, and how often.
Two people argue about a plan that would force one of them to move to the Philippines, which that person hates.
As of today, you're Filipino!
Textbook今日からあなたはもうフィリピン人です。Blunt, familiar "お前" replaces "あなた", and plain "だ" replaces "です"—a bossy decree.
One man complains that every time he goes on a diet, his partner gets in the way and keeps feeding him.
That's why I fail.
Textbookだから失敗するんです。Kansai 「〜ねん」 replaces the explanatory 「〜んだ」: 「失敗するんだ」 → 「失敗するねん」, giving the reason.
One performer plans to become a driver for hostess-club workers and wants to practice first before taking the job.
Culture note Japanese hostess clubs (kyabakura) often hire drivers to take the hostesses home after late-night shifts.
Yeah, you'd better do that.
Textbookそれはしたほうがいいですね。Kansai 「ええ」 replaces 「いい」 in 「した方がええ」 (= 「した方がいい」); 「そら」 contracts 「それは」, and 「わ」 adds emphasis.