黒子タクシー

Two people discuss whether a certain man has really committed any crime, since he hasn't been arrested in Tokyo.

1. 0:01ちょっと待まって待まって待まってWait, wait, wait, hold on.
2. 0:02猪木真一さん悪いことしてないんだろ≈ unclear audioShinichi Inoki hasn't done anything bad, right?
3. 0:04犯罪はんざいとかしてないんだろHe hasn't committed any crimes or anything, right?
4. 0:06だってね東京とうきょうで現げんに捕つかまってないんだからねI mean, he actually hasn't been arrested in Tokyo, so.
5. 0:08捕つかまえられるかもしれないHe might still get caught.
6. 0:11えーWhat?
7. 0:12わかんないけどねI don't know, though.
8. 0:14ちゃんとした人ひとがA proper person...

A son warns his mother that a gateball tournament organizer cheats players, then asks why she still enters his matches.

Culture note Gateball is a croquet-like team sport that is very popular among elderly people in Japan.

1. 0:00それ全部おふくろたちの巻き上げたエントリー日で買ってんだぞ絶対!≈ unclear audioprobably それ全部おふくろたちから巻き上げたエントリー費で買ってんだぞ絶対!He's definitely buying all that with the entry fees he squeezed out of you ladies!
2. 0:04そうなの?Is that so?
3. 0:05確かにミノキバヤさんのことをあまりよく思ってないゲートボーラーさんたちも少なくないわ。≈ unclear audioWell, it's true that quite a few gateball players don't think very highly of Mr. Minokibaya.
4. 0:10なんでそんな悪わるい噂うわさが立たってる主催しゅさいのゲートボールの試合しあいに出でるんだよ!Then why are you playing in a gateball match run by a guy with a reputation like that?!
5. 0:14だってそれはその…Well, because... um...
6. 0:18出でてるメンバーがいいから…The people playing are nice, so...
7. 0:22同おなじ理由りゆう!Same reason!