真心タッチ

While arguing about which towns are hard to live in, one performer is told they must live somewhere very comfortable.

Culture note Laputa is the floating castle in Studio Ghibli's 'Castle in the Sky'; Hachioji is a distant suburb in western Tokyo.

1. 0:00誰だれが言いってんだよ!Who's saying that?!
2. 0:01別べつのことだよ!That's a different thing!
3. 0:03ここが八王子はちおうじだとしたら、ここぐるぐる回まわってるでしょ?Say this is Hachioji—it's spinning round and round here, right?
4. 0:06いや、ラピュタみたいじゃないのよ!Come on, that's like Laputa!
5. 0:08ないよそんな街まち!No town is like that!
6. 0:09めちゃくちゃ住すみやすいとこ住すんでんじゃないの!You're living somewhere super easy to live, aren't you!
7. 0:13いや、そんなでもないよ別べつにNah, it's not that great, really.
8. 0:14だってさぁI mean,
9. 0:16都心としんに来くるのにさぁ、一いち時間じかん以上いじょうto get into central Tokyo, it's over an hour—

Someone who lacks confidence is told there's one simple solution for them.

1. 0:00よー いいじゃんこの前に解決策が1個あるよ≈ unclear audioprobably よー、いいじゃん、そんなお前に解決策が1個あるよHey, nice — for someone like you, there's one solution.
2. 0:05何何なになに就職しゅうしょくしろよWhat, what? — Get a job.
3. 0:09就職しゅうしょくしろよなんでだよほらほらほら"Get a job"? Why?! — Come on, come on, come on!
4. 0:13どうもありがとうございましたThank you very much.
5. 0:16何なんやってんのあいつそれ楽たのしいかもしんないWhat's that guy doing? That might actually be fun.