まぐろ兄弟

A man is fishing and catching nothing, and his companion just says, 'Glad you're having fun.'

1. 0:01あ、会えないけど≈ unclear audioprobably あ、釣れないけどOh, not getting any bites, though.
2. 0:02あ、会えない≈ unclear audioprobably あ、釣れないOh, no bites.
3. 0:07楽たのしそうで何なんよりGlad you're having fun.
4. 0:08なんなんだよお前まえ!What is with you?!
5. 0:10やば!Yikes!
6. 0:11楽たのしそうで何なんより?'Glad you're having fun'?
7. 0:13やめてくんないそれCan you knock that off?
8. 0:14今いま好すきなことやる時間じかんちゃうからRight now isn't the time for doing what I like.
9. 0:15好きで肩トクトクしてねえって俺≈ unclear audioI'm not doing this shoulder thing because I like it, you know.

Two friends discuss getting dumped, and one explains why a girl turned him down.

1. 0:00笑わらい(laughter)
2. 0:03これ振ふられるとどっちも辛つらいんだなSo getting dumped is rough either way, huh.
3. 0:05いや、辛つらいなMan, that's rough.
4. 0:06なんでその子こに振ふられたの?Why did she turn you down?
5. 0:07なんかその子この好すきなタイプがWell, apparently her type is...
6. 0:10目めがでかくて背せがでかくてマッチョが好すきbig eyes, tall, and she likes muscle guys.
7. 0:11お前何に当てはまってねえじゃねえか!≈ unclear audioprobably お前何一つ当てはまってねえじゃねえか!You don't match a single one of those!
8. 0:13めっちゃ言ゆうやん!Wow, you really don't hold back!
9. 0:15もうやば!Oh man, that's bad!
10. 0:16笑わらい(laughter)