ミヤケ隊

One performer has been searching for a woman and now reveals what they know about her LINE account.

Culture note LINE is the messaging app almost everyone in Japan uses, with a display name and profile picture.

1. 0:00分わかんないけどLINEの名前なまえがシンデレラだからねI don't know for sure, but her LINE name is Cinderella, so...
2. 0:02いやお前まえ連絡れんらく先さき知しってたの!?Wait, you had her contact info?!
3. 0:03お前まえ連絡れんらく先さき知しってたんだから探さがさなくていいからIf you knew how to reach her, you didn't need to go looking for her!
4. 0:06連絡れんらくしろよ!Just message her!
5. 0:07ちなみにトップガムシンデレラ≈ unclear audioprobably ちなみにトップ画もシンデレラOh, and her profile pic is Cinderella too.
6. 0:08ちょっと待ってトップガムシンデレラでLINEの名前もシンデレラ?≈ unclear audioprobably ちょっと待って、トップ画もシンデレラでLINEの名前もシンデレラ?Hold on. Her profile pic is Cinderella AND her LINE name is Cinderella?
7. 0:10うんYep.
8. 0:11その女おんなやばやっぱりやめとけThat woman's trouble. On second thought, forget her.
9. 0:12もういいよ!I've had enough!
10. 0:13どうもありがとうございましたーThank you very much!

Earlier, one performer gave permission to get irritated; now calm, they point out that the exchange was strange.

1. 0:00落ち着おちついた?Calmed down?
2. 0:00落ち着おちついたかなYeah, I think so.
3. 0:02落ち着おちついたところでさOkay, now that I've calmed down...
4. 0:03冷静れいせいになって分わかったことなんだけどhere's something I realized once I cooled off.
5. 0:04今いまのやりとりおかしいよThat exchange just now was messed up.
6. 0:06なんで?Why?
7. 0:06だってさWell, look.
8. 0:07イライラすることを許可きょかするんだったらIf I'm giving permission to get irritated,
9. 0:09俺おれ自分じぶんで自分じぶんを許可きょかしちゃってない?haven't I gone and given myself permission, all by myself?
10. 0:12そう!Exactly!
11. 0:12だから今いまのは冗談じょうだんSo that was a joke.
12. 0:13いや、高度こうどすぎるでしょCome on, that's way too advanced!
13. 0:14よく分わかったねNice, you figured it out.
14. 0:15いや、許可きょかしてこういうことしてくるからWell, you give permission and then pull stuff like this.