スゴロクズ

One man suggests they work together to find the answer, and the other happily agrees.

1. 0:00協力きょうりょくして一緒いっしょにここで答こたえを見みつけようLet's work together and find the answer right here.
2. 0:02ああいいよいいよいいよYeah, sure, sure, sure.
3. 0:03じゃあ考かんがえるよ俺おれもOkay, then I'll think about it too.
4. 0:04ああじゃあお前まえがそこまで言いうんだったらAh, well, if you're going to go that far...
5. 0:06お互たがいお茶漬ちゃづけ出し合だしあってwe'll each serve up an ochazuke
6. 0:08どっちが本当ほんとうに近ちかいか対決たいけつしてやろうじゃないかand have a showdown over whose is really closer — bring it on!
7. 0:11そんなこと言いってねえわ俺おれI never said anything like that!

One man claims an unknown brand, Namura Chazuke, holds 90% of the world's ochazuke market, and the other doubts it.

Culture note Ochazuke is a simple Japanese dish of rice with green tea or broth poured over it.

1. 0:00お茶漬ちゃづけの消費しょうひ量りょうを世界せかい規模きぼで見みたときにIf you look at ochazuke consumption on a global scale,
2. 0:03今いま、名村なむら茶ちゃ漬つけが9割わり占しめてるright now, Namura Chazuke has a 90% share.
3. 0:05聞きいたことねえ!Never heard of it!
4. 0:07名村なむら茶ちゃ漬つけ!Namura Chazuke!
5. 0:08聞きいたことあります?Anyone ever heard of it?
6. 0:09皆みなさん、名村なむら茶ちゃ漬つけはEveryone, Namura Chazuke is...
7. 0:11これフェイクニュースで言いってたI heard it on fake news.
8. 0:12フェイクニュースじゃねえかよ!So it's fake news!
9. 0:14嘘うそだよそれ!That's a lie!
10. 0:14本当ほんとうのフェイクニュースで言いってたIt was on real fake news.
11. 0:15嘘うそだよそんなの!That's nonsense!