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One guy suddenly announces he can't make it anymore, and the other demands to know why.

1. 0:00えっ?Huh?
2. 0:02やばいOh, crap.
3. 0:04もう行いけないんだけどI can't go anymore, though.
4. 0:05なんでだよお前まえWhy not, man?!
5. 0:06いやいや俺ちょっと夜勤のバイト買って夜中バイト行かなきゃいけねえんだもん≈ unclear audioprobably いやいや俺ちょっと夜勤のバイト入れて夜中バイト行かなきゃいけねえんだもんNo, no, I took a night-shift part-time job, so I gotta go to work in the middle of the night.
6. 0:09めっちゃクレイジーじゃんお前まえDude, that's totally crazy.
7. 0:10いやいやそんなのない人は≈ unclear audioprobably いやいやそんな金ない人はNo, no, if you don't have that kind of thing,
8. 0:11金かね稼かせがなきゃいけないからさyou gotta earn money, you know.
9. 0:13主人ってもうやってんのよ≈ unclear audioThe owner's already doing it, you know.
10. 0:14だからSo...

After being scolded for saying silly things about Japan, one performer brings up sake and insists on saying one thing about it.

1. 0:00日本語はアメリカだよ≈ unclear audioprobably 日本はアメリカだよJapan is America!
2. 0:01日本にっぽんは日本にっぽんだバカたれお前まえJapan is Japan, you idiot.
3. 0:03余計よけいなこと言ゆうなよマジでSeriously, don't say stupid stuff.
4. 0:05あとさ日本にっぽん酒しゅあるじゃんAlso, you know sake?
5. 0:06日本にっぽん酒しゅ?Sake?
6. 0:07一ひとつ言いわせてLet me say one thing.
7. 0:08いいだろ日本にっぽん酒しゅ別べつにWhat's wrong with sake? It's fine.
8. 0:09めっちゃ美味おいしくない?Isn't it super tasty?
9. 0:10好すきじゃねえかSo you DO like it!