デパルマ

One comedian urges the other to go to the sea in Kyoto; the other objects that locals would report a possible suicide.

1. 0:00京都きょうとの海うみ行いけや!Then go to the sea in Kyoto!
2. 0:01京都の海なんか風が入ったら凍い死んでもあいやろうが≈ unclear audioprobably 京都の海なんか冬行ったら凍え死んでまうやろうがThe Kyoto sea? You'd freeze to death out there!
3. 0:03地元じもとの人ひとに通報つうほうされるわThe locals would call it in.
4. 0:04自殺じさつしようとしてる人ひといますーって"There's someone here trying to kill himself!"
5. 0:08ほな夜行けや夜行ったばれへんやろ!≈ unclear audioprobably ほな夜行けや、夜行ったらばれへんやろ!Then go at night! Nobody'll notice if you go at night!
6. 0:10ばれるやろ!Of course they'd notice!
7. 0:11なんでやねん!Why the hell would they?!
8. 0:12大声だしに言ってんちゃうんかお前!≈ unclear audioprobably 大声出しに行ってんちゃうんかお前!Aren't you going there to yell your head off?!
9. 0:16母流防災や母流防災って何だよ!≈ unclear audio"Boryu bosai"? What the hell is "boryu bosai"?!