Stage forms this act uses in the library, and how often.
Talking about the type of person they'd like to date, one comedian compares relationships to a phone's glass screen protector.
I really don't think you should say 'toss' when you're talking about your type.
Textbook僕は、好きなタイプの話で「捨てる」などと言ってはいけないと思います。「言っちゃいけない」 = 「言ってはいけない」: 「ては」 fuses into 「ちゃ」. Same squeeze as 「〜ちゃダメ」, just ending in 「いけない」 instead of 「ダメ」.
One performer is annoyed that the other still doesn't understand something that was explained at the very start.
Okay, then...
Textbookでは、"じゃあ" is the casual contraction of "では" (では→じゃ, stretched); "さ" is a casual attention-grabbing particle, dropped in polite speech.
One performer asks the other for their opinion on something they have both heard about.
Oh, really?
Textbookあっ、本当ですか。Kansai "ほんま" replaces standard "本当"; "ほんまに?" (= "本当に?") drops "ですか" and works as a quick "Really?" reaction.
One person says they work as a radio assistant, and the other suggests they act out a radio show right now.
For real?
Textbook本当ですか。Kansai 「ほんま」 replaces standard 「本当（ほんとう）」; 「ほんまに？」 with rising pitch is casual 'For real?', with no 「ですか」.