Stage forms this act uses in the library, and how often.
Someone visiting a friend's home is introduced to the friend's three dogs one by one.
Culture note Kinoko no Yama is a popular mushroom-shaped chocolate snack; the three dogs' names together spell it.
And this little one here is Yama-chan.
Textbookこちらの小さい子がやまちゃんです。'こちら' shortens to 'こっち' in casual speech ('こっちの' = the one on this side); '小さい' likewise becomes 'ちっちゃい'.
A detective checks each suspect's arm for a tattoo and asks one suspect to undo their sleeve button.
Culture note The suspects are named after Tokyo train stations: Osaki and Takanawa Gateway are on the JR Yamanote Line.
I'm telling you to roll up your sleeve!
Textbook腕をまくってくださいと言っているではありませんか。"って言って" contracts to "っつって"; here present "言ってる" → "っつってん" (I'm telling you), not past "っつった".
A realtor who only handles homes where someone died shows a customer a property where strange noises are heard, then asks if they like it.
Culture note A "jiko bukken" is a home where someone died, often seen as haunted, and Chibi Maruko-chan is a classic Japanese family cartoon.
No, there's no way I'd like it!
Textbookいいえ、気に入るはずがありません。"気に入るわけない" is "わけがない" ("no way") with "が" dropped; the rough "だろうが" adds angry emphasis.
At a hair salon, a customer asks how their hair looks, and the stylist starts showing them the back.
Whoa, that's hilarious.
Textbookうわあ、とても面白いですね。Kansai 「おもろい」 replaces 「面白い」, and casual 「めっちゃ」 ("super") replaces 「とても」.
One performer goes through one security check after another, fingerprint, face, and retina, and compares it to a defense ministry.
…not that I'd know.
Textbook知りませんけれど。Kansai 「知らん」 = 「知らない」 (ない→ん), plus 「けど」, tacked on after a claim to mean “…but what do I know.”