本当 → ほんま

A courier turns to someone named Kenji and asks Kenji to carry a load for them.

1. 0:00PC植物からC植物から≈ unclear audioFrom the PC plants... from the C plants...
2. 0:03ハコ汚きたないってThe box is filthy, I said!
3. 0:04ケンジKenji.
4. 0:06俺おれの代かわりにこれ運はこんでくれよCarry this for me instead, would you?
5. 0:09え?Huh?
6. 0:10あ、ええの?Oh, you don't mind?
7. 0:11ほんまに?For real?
8. 0:12ありがとうケンジThanks, Kenji.

One performer asks the other for their opinion on something they have both heard about.

1. 0:00ああ、ありますね、そういうのね。Oh yeah, that kind of thing's out there.
2. 0:02あれってどう思おもう?So what do you think about it?
3. 0:03どう思おもう?What do I think?
4. 0:03僕はまあ、穴勝ち間違ってないとは思いますよ。≈ unclear audioprobably 僕はまあ、あながち間違ってないとは思いますよ。Well, I'd say it's not entirely wrong.
5. 0:06あっ、ほんまに?Oh, really?
6. 0:07じゃあ、穴勝ち間違ってないなーって思う?≈ unclear audioprobably じゃあ、あながち間違ってないなーって思う?So you think, "Hm, it's not entirely wrong"?
7. 0:10今そう言っちゃうんだけど。≈ unclear audioprobably 今そう言ったんだけど。That's literally what I just said.

Studying for the written driving test, one says a yellow light means you can go, and the other reads the rule.

1. 0:00うわーこれ大っけー≈ unclear audioprobably うわーこれでっけーWhoa, this is a big one.
2. 0:02聞きいてListen.
3. 0:04いやーあのさ、黄色きいろ信号しんごうって進すすんでいいんやけどOkay, so, like, a yellow light means you can go, but...
4. 0:06あー黄色きいろ信号しんごうって、黄色きいろ信号しんごう止やまれってOh, yellow light... it says yellow means stop.
5. 0:08止とまれ!Stop!
6. 0:09でもう交差こうさ点てんに進入しんにゅうしてる場合ばあいは進すすんでもよいやけどAnd if you've already entered the intersection, you may proceed, but...
7. 0:11あ、ほんまや、止やまれって書かいてあるOh, you're right, it says "stop."
8. 0:13基本きほん的てきにもう止やまれってBasically, it's just "stop."
9. 0:14暗記あんきミスってるわ、完全かんぜんに進すすんでいいと思おもってたI memorized it wrong. I totally thought you could go.

One person says they work as a radio assistant, and the other suggests they act out a radio show right now.

1. 0:00あ〜、あのさ、うちアシスタントやってるOh, um, so I work as an assistant...
2. 0:03ラジオの?On the radio?
3. 0:04うん!Yeah!
4. 0:04あ、そうなの?Oh, really?
5. 0:05じゃあちょっと僕ぼく今いまパーソナリティやってみるから、アシスタントやってみてくださいThen I'll try being the host right now, so you try being the assistant.
6. 0:08ほんまに?For real?
7. 0:09うんYeah.

One performer insists his partner took off his jacket exactly like a rakugo storyteller slipping off a kimono jacket.

Culture note Rakugo storytellers traditionally take off their haori jacket when they move from the opening chat into the main story.

1. 0:00いやいやいや、落語家の人が本題入るに羽織り脱ぐ感じでジャケット脱いだんやから≈ unclear audioprobably いやいやいや、落語家の人が本題に入る時に羽織脱ぐ感じでジャケット脱いだんやからNo no no, you took off your jacket just like a rakugo storyteller slipping off his haori before the main story.
2. 0:04ちょっと暑いねえや≈ unclear audioprobably ちょっと暑いねんやIt's just a little hot.
3. 0:06いや暑いからジャケット脱がんといて、今落語家に疑われてんねんから≈ unclear audioprobably いや暑いからジャケット脱がんといて、今落語家と疑われてんねんからNo, don't take your jacket off because you're hot—you're under suspicion of being a rakugo storyteller right now.
4. 0:09落語らくご家かみたいな動うごきはやめてStop moving like a rakugo storyteller.
5. 0:11お前まえだけやから、うわ落語らくご家かみたいと思おもってんのYou're the only one thinking, "Whoa, he's like a rakugo storyteller."
6. 0:14ほんまに?Really?
7. 0:14いや思おもってますよね、皆みなさんもねNo, you're all thinking it too, right, everyone?
8. 0:16俺おれね、冬ふゆのうどんは美味おいしいよって話はなしたいからLook, I just want to talk about how good udon is in winter.

The comedian describes a so-called pro bowler who bowls weakly, like a timid beginner, and starts telling what happened next.

1. 0:00ヘッピリ腰こしで初はじめてボウリングやった女の子おんなのこみたいなLike a girl bowling for the first time, with that timid, bent-over stance.
2. 0:04球たまもゆるゆるなんだAnd the ball's all slow and floaty, too.
3. 0:06絶対ぜったいガーターなるやんこれThat's totally going in the gutter.
4. 0:08ほんまにプロなんだと思ってたら≈ unclear audioprobably ほんまにプロなんかと思ってたらI was wondering, "Is this really a pro?" and then—
5. 0:10ツイオシュンが打ちゃうけど僕は≈ unclear audioprobably つい応援しちゃうけど僕はI can't help rooting for them, though, me...
6. 0:12ほんまですよこれ床ゆかをI swear, this is true. The floor...