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“no good / you can’t” (Kansai) · Osaka and Kansai Japanese
いけません→だめ→あかん

The Kansai word for だめ: “no good”, “not allowed”, “oh no”. You will hear it from any Osaka-based comedian.

Use it withFriends OKCoworkers carefulBoss / teacher avoid

Kansai dialect for だめ. Warm and casual.

164 lines with あかん from 44 comedians in the library · Counts updated 2026-10-07
Audience laughter in this scene0:20
Pentamaru · The Courier

Someone phones Kenji partway through a job carrying a package for big money.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

that's totally not okay, right?

Textbook絶対にだめですよね。Kansai 「あかん」 replaces 「だめ」; 「絶対」 drops 「に」, and plain 「よな」 seeks agreement like polite 「ですよね」.

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Audience laughter in this scene0:29
Bakuretsu Q · The Culprit Is Among Us

In a murder-mystery parody, one person scolds everyone in the room for acting like they have nothing to do with it.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

Not allowed.

Textbookだめですよ。Kansai 「あかん」 replaces 「だめ」: 「だめだよ」 becomes 「あかんよ」, keeping 「よ」 to scold the whole room.

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Audience laughter in this scene0:11
Mujinzo · The Orchestra After-Party

At a group gathering, someone blurts out that the shared portion is way too small.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

You can't go saying it out loud!

Textbook口に出してはいけませんよ。"〜てはだめ" → Kansai "〜ちゃあかん": "ては" contracts to "ちゃ", "だめ" becomes "あかん"; final "て" adds "I'm telling you".

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Audience laughter in this scene0:19
Meoshi Botan · Stamp Card

A customer has filled a stamp card for a reward, but the clerk does not know what the reward is and offers to think of one.

The words appear when the audience laughs.

You definitely can't be thinking of it now!

Textbook今考えては絶対にだめでしょう。'考えたらあかん' is Kansai for '考えてはだめ' ('you mustn't think'); 'やろ' is Kansai 'だろう'.

Speed: slow
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Quick answers

What does あかん mean?

あかん means “no good / you can’t” (Kansai). The Kansai word for だめ: “no good”, “not allowed”, “oh no”. You will hear it from any Osaka-based comedian.

Is あかん rude? Who can you say it to?

With friends: OK. With coworkers: careful. With a boss or teacher: avoid. Kansai dialect for だめ. Warm and casual.

How common is あかん in real speech?

In 1,905 live comedy routines, あかん appears in 164 lines from 44 comedians.

Osaka and Kansai Japanese